Who says you shouldn’t drink tiger blood?
I heard it makes you fat on Tuesday,
And by Wednesday you’re turned to ash.
If it rains on Thursday, you’ll be caked with mud.
That’s how it affects most people, anyway,
Women are at higher risk, doctors tend to say.
It turned a woodman into a king
Who wielded a machete
Until he accidentally cut his ponytail
And then cowered from the confetti.
I hope to become a captain
Riding the highest wave’s crest in the sea.
I’m going to fill a whole cauldron
And pour it all over me.
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