Thursday, March 10, 2011

Thursday, March 10, 2011

I looked on LinkedIn
And saw that Chuck Norris
Is king of the world.
I was confused
Because I thought Ashley Olsen
Or the head of North Korea
Held the crown that was impearled.
Just when I couldn’t bear anymore
Sean Parker robbed the status
And immediately my vision swirled.
Turns out, it’s not the Dalai Lama
Or the richest man
Whose name is on the banner unfurled.
The world belongs to Bubba
In Wisconsin
Who stays under his desk, curled.

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