Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

All I wanted to seal was the deal
Because it was a steal.
But I couldn’t swallow it
So I’ll wallow in it.
Maybe I’ll awkwardly retire
By torching this place
Like a tire fire burning higher
Making haste to lay waste.

Are we still together or did we break up?
My blackberry still contains our pre-nup.

If you’re a bachelorette, and you sign me,
I’ll be your Viking
Forever carrying you out to sea.

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