Was the trampoline the cause of death
Or do you blame bad vision
For missing the swimming pool
And falling like a stone?
It certainly could be blamed on incorrect foresight.
Swamps make better landing places
For these types of stunts.
Although the creatures there
Could hold you hostage
Possibly even impregnate you
And then make you marry them
Like some sort of Scandinavian syndrome
Transported to the tropical wilds.
If this is the case, don’t expect to play tennis,
Just sit back and enjoy your black & milds
Because your pool party has just turned into a menace
And your next task will be to host your child’s.
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