Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Put me in, Coach!
I’ll commit a felony!
I’ll sing the national anthem
Extremely out of melody.

The league’s watchdog
Will tell me I pale in comparison,
Arrest me for breaking God’s law,
And send me to prison.
Some spectators will demand a refund

Others will think it’s funny,
But all will act like a baby
When they find Texas has all the money.

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