Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I didn’t mean to libel
It was just a case of bad grammar
When I said, “get used”
You saw “get sued”
And now we have a case
Bordering on Madoff proportions.

To be fair
It won’t be the first time
The TSA at Logan
Are confronted with a whale
Of a suit.

It’s just that the plaintiff’s protests
Have always been beaten
By an arsenal of attorneys.

What now can we do?
The metaphorical gun’s to our head.
At this point, I’d rather keep singing to the world
Even if it means our case will end up dead.

Limerick Friday #28

There once was an ape who had a woman in the wing
They got attached without any string
Their affair was animal
Until it turned cannibal
And now they just smile like housewives and say it was a fling.